Mad Blonde
A blonde was driving and listening to the radio
The DJ began telling Blonde Jokes and completely berating all blondes
She got steaming mad and wished she could get her hands
on this DJ and show him an intelligent blonde woman
She looked out her window and saw another blonde
this woman was sitting in a row boat, in the middle of a field, rowing like crazy
Completely infuriated, she stopped the car and
yelled at the blonde in the boat
"It's blondes like you that make us all look bad
and if I knew how to swim,
I'd come out there and really give you a piece of my mind!"